Xyuppi
Dammit, that's the last time I open the fridge before knocking. Who knew there was a salad dressing?
Xyuppi
"Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas."
Jon
I can't believe I used to think that people my age were adults
Xyuppi
If Santa's helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?
Xyuppi
I'm always right, never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong.
Xyuppi
I like to spend Monday morning trying to remember what I was avoiding doing at work on Friday.
Xyuppi
Whenever I'm about to tell someone that their fly is down, I can't think of a good enough reason for why I was looking down in the first place.