Xyuppi
If meat is murder, then Tofu is identity theft!
Xyuppi
Next time you call in sick. Tell them you have "Anal Blindness". I don't see my ass coming to work today.
Xyuppi
Thanks to Cyber Monday, I can now go hopelessly in debt from the comfort and convenience of my own home.
Xyuppi
Sometimes I wish I could appear offline in real life too
Xyuppi
Life Insurance = A contract that keeps me poor so, that I can die rich
When terrorist parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the airplane!" technique to feed their babies, do they just smash it in their face and make explosion noises?
Cyberbilly
Most friends with benefits have such high deductibles that you'll always be paying way too much out of pocket.