Xyuppi
Remember folks, it's bad luck to be superstitious!
Jon
My doctor said I'm healthy enough for sexual activity. She said I'm just not attractive enough.
If your foot falls asleep during the day, does that mean it will be up all night? Is that what Restless Leg Syndrome is all about?
You can't fight Destiny. Because if you try to fight Destiny, then you have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers too...
Xyuppi
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person.
Xyuppi
I'm willing to bet that if Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones ever had a rap battle, it would be the most relaxing thing ever.
Tarzan was the original vine star.