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U.S forces search for bin Laden's number two.I fail to see what a stool sample will achieve here
If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Call me crazy, but I'd rather not spend $5 a day at Starbucks, and instead use that money to buy nice bottles of #wine every month...
I can do all things in him who strengthens me. -Phil 4:13
SMH @ the shake weight having a 4 out of 5 star rating on Amazon. SMH @ me for knowing that....
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