Xyuppi
Change Is Inevitable, Except From A Vending Machine.
It's called fall because everything is falling,,, leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, motivation...
Farts are like children. I'm proud of mine and disgusted by yours.
Xyuppi
Sad news. The inventor of the snooze button has passed away. The funeral will be held at 8:00, 8:09, 8:18 and 8:27 am
Xyuppi
You've better look like your profile picture, .or you're buying me drinks until you do.
Xyuppi
I can't get out of bed. These blanket have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust.
Jon
Beggin'Strips: Stop pretending dogs don't know it's not bacon. They smell cocaine in a butt across an airport; I'm sure they know it's NOT bacon