Cris
I'm at my neighbor's house having the most delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home!
Xyuppi
I would like to think that I'll die heroic death saving someone's life but it's more likely I'll trip over my shoelaces and choke on a spoonful of Nutella.
Making fun of a fat person at the gym is like making fun of a homeless person at a job fair.
I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.
All I'm saying is if paper beats rock why are rocks used as paperweights?
Cyberbilly
I'm not sure what my spirit animal is, but I'm sure it has Rabies.
If someone farts at a poker tournament, no one will ever know who did it.