My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
The first person to say the word cool must have been really cool because everyone started saying it.
I like how automatic doors just get out of my way. I wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me.
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away.
It’s hard to trust humans. Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
Xyuppi
Why hasn't anyone invented a button next to the snooze which emails your boss to say you're gonna be late?
Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a super-villain.