When you know how to spell, you don't look like an idiot. See? I'll show you. D-I-C-T-I-O-N-A-R-Y Try it!!!!!!
Rearranging the Hallmark store window display of Beanie Babies into sexual positions
I swear ugly people find love faster
My horoscope today suggests being charming to everyone I see. I'm not going out today so I guess my cats are about to get weirded out.
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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~Author Unknown
#didyouhear about the Chinese couple who had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong."