I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for answers.
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance… The five stages of waking up.
Cyberbilly
On Dancing With the Tsars last night, Peter and Catherine were great, but Ivan was terrible.
My new favorite hobby: Misinterpreting what my Mom says from another room on purpose.
Cyberbilly
You know those adorable idiosyncrasies you loved about your spouse when first dating? Well, after 10 years of marriage they become what the police refer to as "motive".
Heck is where you go if you don’t believe in Gosh.
There was random drug testing at work today but I couldn't decide which one I liked best.