By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me.
If money grew on trees, Congress would actually care about the environment.
Whoever said your harshest critic is yourself was clearly never married.
When doing an Internet search for the movie "Monsters Ball", make sure you put the "s" at the end of the right word. Trust me on this one.
Why does tasty mean that a thing tastes good and smelly mean that a thing smells bad?
When parents on Facebook post about how they can't believe their kid is going into whatever grade, write "No way! I thought for sure he'd be held back!"
People would better know what to expect if Tinder made you show your Driver's License photo!