The sign said 'Free Range Chickens'. So, I took three.
It's been an exhausting day of pretending I'm a pleasant person.
If your name exceeds four syllables, I’m gonna just call you “hey”
Why is this dude chatting with Jake from State Farm at three in the morning anyways?
I just assume that when a restaurant automatically adds 15% to the bill for a tip that the service is going to suck.
Anger is a valuable tool. Little has done more to change this world for the better than someone who is pissed off at the way things are.
Rabbits always seem to be running or still as a statue. You never see a rabbit casually strolling.