Dave Long
The local Goodwill store is advertising on their sign, "All shirts $1.39". So I pulled up in my rented U-Haul, walked in with $1.39 plus tax and asked the clerk where the shirts were located. Apparently the sign was a bit unclear...
I really like this new reality show "Neighbor Without Drapes"
I never make plans until I know how I am getting out of them.
How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?
Dogs are God's way of apologizing for your relatives.
Novell
I used to be a man trapped inside a woman's body. And things got even more complicated after I was born.
Novell
I bet you $567.89 you can’t guess how much I owe my bookie.