The first messenger to say Don't kill the messenger definitely got killed in the face
The world cant end on Saturday....my milk expires on Sunday. O.O
Clap your hands if you're workin too hard
What is more scary than any candidate or policy is the gullibility of the public with talking points, rather than serious arguments.
Is it gluttonous for nuns to get the refillable large popcorn and drink at the cinema?
My boyfriend's parents heard me say creepy shit about our relationship this morning on their way to the airport. #singlesoonimsure
Boy I try to catch myself but I'm #outofcontrol your sexiness is is so appealing, I can't let it go!! #knowles