I hope manners is the next cool trend.
I wish I could veto MY bills.
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Life lesson: you never have to feel ashamed of anything you buy as long as you buy a birthday card at the same time
As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost.
I watched the deleted scenes from a porno last night. Turns out he ended up fixing the washing machine after all.
The only government agency that listens to you is the NSA.
If someone shouts "GET DOWN" or "PUT YOUR HANDS UP", you're about to have a great time, or a really bad one.