I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. I'm also deaf in one ear.
I gave my cat a middle name today, so she knows when she is really in trouble.
A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up alongside him and say, “It’s okay, I think we lost him.”
Jeff
If Jared from Subway gets busted for child porn, he will still have plenty of "Footlongs" to choose from where he is going.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
Recipes are like dating profiles. They never look like the picture...
Coffee grinders feel like a bad idea. Should I really be operating a spinning blade machine before I've had my coffee?