Life is like a box of Legos with a picture of what it’s supposed to look like, but no assembly instructions.
Adrian Peterson is back with the Vikings. I wonder if they'll whip him back into shape.
E.B. FlipShank
Bruce Jenner wears a dress in public and Vanity Fair asks him for a photo shoot. I wear a dress in public and the police ask me for a breathalyzer.
Novell
Age is a number and mine is unlisted..
I dont know why we say "luckiest man alive" the "alive" part is pretty redundant, probably a pre qualifier to be considered for luckiest man
Driving is really just a real life loading screen with a mini-game.
I just want to find the "she" to my "nanigans".