Did you know that running for just 10 minutes a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 63%?
Million dollar idea: A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I'm just cooking!"
I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
I'm taking up photography because it's the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut off their heads without going to jail.
I'm pretty sober, but I'm prettier drunk.
I guess “Trying to be” isn’t really the answer the doctor was looking for when he asked if I was sexually active.
How the hell can Dora call herself an explorer if she only goes to places already on the map?