Condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she'll get your paychecks.
Didn't Selfie Sticks used to be called Friends?
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Do Starbucks employees take coffee breaks?
I know my job is secure because no one else wants it.
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I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
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“Do you have a charger?” is the new “Could I bum a cigarette?”