Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently security doesn't appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane.
Apparently people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a "gym."
Billy.B
In the life, there is no Ctrl+Z
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble
My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she's died so I could get out of having to go somewhere.
I bet the Hulk's wife got pretty good at pissing him off once she realized that EVERYTHING got twice as big when he turned green.
Ain't no mountain high enough... to keep me from getting to you, unless it's an actual mountain, cause screw that.