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Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin.
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5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian roulette.
A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling.
7 years ago to this day, I swallowed my gum and broke a mirror, so as you might imagine, this is a pretty big day for me.
I learned all my dance moves from the paternity test episodes of Maury.
Considering that dogs pee to mark territory, they probably think humans are constantly battling over who gets to claim the toilet.
At my age, I don't take naps outdoors. People start breaking out the shovels.
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