I scream, You scream, We all scream, Because grandpa forgot his hearing aids again.
I hate when I lose things at school like my pen and self-motivation.
Happy random drug test at work Day!
Thanks to the words "dude", "bro", and "man", I haven't said my best friends name in 10 years.
I burned my mouth on my pizza and I feel this is a strong metaphor showing me that the ones we love can hurt us the most.
Novell
I went to the gym this morning. It was my 2nd time GO ME! The first time I signed up. The second time I renewed.
Novell
I'm looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data