The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money
Is it considered sexual assault if a midget walks up to you and says you hair smells nice?
I wish you could Google anything. Like, "Where the fuck is my phone?" and it would be like, "It's under the couch dumbass."
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.'
i love google, it comes up with things like this, 'Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.'
Wonders skinny people go skinny dipping so does that mean fat people go chunky dunking ? I love u Travis…
I find it hilarious and sad that the Walgreens near my house keeps thier socks and underwear in a locked case. Hilarious bacause people need to ask to buy underwear and sad cause that many people needed to steal underwear.