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Just once I want my skills to be so urgently required that a helicopter is dispatched to pick me up.
What’s my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I’m describing my bed again.
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Don’t jump to confusions.
I wonder if there is such a thing as positive version of Tourette's syndrome. You know, instead of yelling curse words they scream things like "Have a nice day!" or "I love that outfit!"
Sorry to break this to you, but there's no future in time travel.
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Men look at a woman’s behind and think “Wow! What an ass.” Women look at a man’s face and think the very same thing.
If your kids didn't like hunting for eggs they wouldn't be here.
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