42% of strippers are working their way through college according to the latest pole.
This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
How is it that people like Hitler can find their soul mate, and I can't even find that last bag of potato chips in the cabinet?
Novell
In my defense, your honor, he had the keyboard clicking sound on his phone turned on.
Novell
You can say whatever you like about Kleptomaniacs. They can take it.
Technology is getting crazy. Apple has now taken the clock on my phone and put it on my wrist with a band! I bet 50 years ago they never would of thought that was possible!
You can see my left over Scrabble tiles IDGAF.