thinks it would be fun to to go to Walmart, get a football helmet, snorkel and a foam noodle, hop on a toddler bike, and joust! who's with me?????
Every vagina needs a 'clear history' app
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
Okay, I'll just say it. It's been bugging me for a while now, and I need to get it off my chest… it was me… I let the dogs out.
If, at any point, you stopped for Hammer Time, I think it is now safe to restart.
Lord Voldemort doesn't have friends. He has followers. That's why he is on Twitter and not Facebook.
Some people u know were dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall & fell out the window.