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Does the 5 second rule apply to soup? Please answer quickly!
So far the "couch" part of couch-to-5k is easily my favorite.
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Andrew Cooper
I don't get why people say "They were busting their ass"? Wasn't it already cracked to begin with?
They say what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Well, nothing has killed me yet, and I can still barely open a jar of olives.
Banning us to the couch is not as bad as you believe it is ladies. It makes us feel manly. Like we’re camping. With an angry bear close by.
Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"
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You trust me holding your child? Do you know how many iPhone screens I’ve cracked?
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