Novell
My wife said we should try some role reversal in bed last night. So I said I had a headache.
Cyberbilly
A special place in hell just for me? Aww… you shouldn't have.
Cyberbilly
"Thank God!!! They are finally taking these damn rubber bands off." -The last thing a lobster thinks.
Cyberbilly
I wish the "Do not ask me again" option existed in real life.
Novell
The first rule of Right Club is that your wife is the only member of Right Club.
Novell
The self checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons.
If something's worth doing, it's worth doing rihgt.