Apparently it's ok to leash your dog to a bike rack, but it's illegal to leash your kid to one. Parenting is hard...
Since Brian Williams has his own version of the news, he should take over for Jon Stewart on "The Daily Show."
Novell
Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.
The only exercise I get is in futility.
I just had a new winch installed on my boat. Ship just got reel.
Novell
Stalking is such a strong word. Let’s call it...social investigating.
I bet wrecking ball operators are some of the happiest people in the world.