The original name for Prozac was going to be Sadvil.
Novell
I’m going to start telling women that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in.
Novell
Autocorrect changed “you’re so wise” to “you’re so wide”, and now I need to find a good hiding spot before my wife comes home.
Novell
It’s all fun and games until they reply to your text with a phone call.
Novell
The fact that Burger King can sell you 10 chicken nuggets for $1.49 should concern you more than it should entice you.
Robert Zunick
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands!
Okay, I can't take it anymore. What in the hell holds the blocks up in Mario Brothers?