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If you don’t leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn’t get your money’s worth.
Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open.
There’s so many people I’d love to get the silent treatment from
I saw a car with a New England Patriots sticker driving in front of me. I was tempted to follow and deflate the tires.
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I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away
Novell
99% of people are stupid. Luckily, I’m part of the other 2%
I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT! WHY THE F*CK WOULD SOMEBODY BREAK INTO A HOUSE JUST TO STEAL A REMOTE CON-Never mind, I found it.