Robert Zunick
Getting another set of teeth would be much more useful at age 60 than age 6.
Robert Zunick
Shaking my cell phone to "Auto-Rotate" the screen brings me back to my childhood playing with a "Etch A Sketch!"
Novell
Tried to donate blood today, but they had too many questions about where I got it.
Robert Ryder
Have you ever wondered how long it would take for a giraffe to throw up?
Novell
Nothing good has ever come from answering a call from a blocked phone number.
Novell
Hello and welcome to DeVry orientation. Sign-in sheets are on the left, Steve is passing out your diplomas, thanks & congrats class of 1:47
Novell
Damn girl are you a Prius because you’re giving me no sounds or indications that you’re turned on right now.