Novell
Why won't cannibals eat divorcees? Way too bitter.
Robert Zunick
Why does tasty mean that a thing tastes good and smelly mean that a thing smells bad?
Robert Zunick
I wonder if Alex Trebek’s tombstone will say ‘Who was the host of Jeopardy?’
Robert Zunick
Relationship goals: a relationship
Robert Zunick
Kids today are so coddled - Elf on the Shelf, Toy Story. In my day, if dolls magically came to life, they murdered you and everyone you loved.
Robert Zunick
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance… The five stages of waking up!
Robert Zunick
I’m going to retire and live off my life savings. What I’ll do the second week, I have no idea.