My New Year's resolution for 2014 is to do something about my procrastination.
Timbob D.
Some day I wanna be "change my oil every 3000 miles" rich!
dukes69charger
I saw a man get his watch stolen rite from under his nose. What a strange place to keep a watch.
dukes69charger
It's impossible to get a parking ticket if you don't have windshield wipers.
Novell
What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?
Novell
We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they’ll dig the wrong way.
Novell
Cars need “sorry” lights people can activate when they do something stupid.