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#11064
I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.
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#11065
Police should wear red and blue light up shoes for when they have to chase someone on foot.
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#11066
If I were invisible I'd go to Paris and beat up a street mime...the applause he would get would be incredible
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#11067
Most teenagers pull their phones out of their pockets to check the time. We are reverting to the era of pocket watches.
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#11068
Take the high road. There's less traffic.
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#11069
Some people should come with subtitles.
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#11070
Be honest, you haven’t even walked a mile in your own shoes.
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