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How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?
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My town is so boring that when I googled things to do a car rental company came up first.
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Be nice to people on your way up so they won’t get suspicious when you’re rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport.
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I see subway employees are still having their “how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich” contest.
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If the voices in my head had a British accent I would listen to them more often.
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I’m what you would call “indoorsy”
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Dear Santa, before I try to explain...just how much do you already know?