I wish I budgeted with my whole paycheck as well as I do with the last fifty bucks of it.
Life is a marathon. That's why I'm carb loading.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I ever buy cheap toilet paper!
As a nation, we may be spending our children's money, but at my house, it's the other way around.
I don't know why I'm disappointed when I find out a celebrity crush is married. As if that was our only obstacle to being together.
Turkey, its all about dat baste, bout dat baste.