Novell
I told everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I won’t have to talk to them.
Rhett Campbell
Black Friday is starting to turn into Black Thursday...
Apparently I misunderstood it when I was told to "expose yourself to other cultures."
I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11.
This bald spot just appeared out of thin hair.
Novell
A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.
It’s not really drinking alone if the dog is home.