Novell
Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors or Budweiser -- Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
The way that I see it... in a couple of years, phones are going to become as big as a tablet, and tablets are going to become as small as a phone.
Novell
There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
I wish quitting your job was like quitting smoking. I want to put a patch on my arm that pays me part of my salary after I quit...
Keep the dream alive! Hit the snooze button.
I don't understand why people pay therapists when I'll tell them what's wrong with them for free.
Charles Manson is engaged to be married at the age of 80. Think they're registered at Blood Bath & Beyond?