If you want to insult deaf people you should watch your mouth
I once met a guy who was addicted to huffing brake fluid. He said he could stop any time.
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Just found some old sex coupons I got from an ex for my b-day. Any of you ladies take competitor’s coupons?
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Commercials led me to believe that changing shampoos would have a much bigger effect on my life.
I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long
My friend told me all women are the same, I told him that was a broad generalization.
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What do 95% of men do after an orgasm? Delete their browser history.