Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with.
It's almost "It's not even Thanksgiving yet and they're already decorating for Christmas!" season.
I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
Who wants to learn Roman numerals? I for one.
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade"
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said "I can't complain."