People are still poaching elephants in this day and age!? I can't even poach an egg!
They should create an app that makes your cellphone go “ahhhhhhhh” when you plug it in.
I can tell how productive I was at work by how much battery my cell phone has left when I leave.
A buttload is an actual measurement for drug smugglers.
I would rather listen to an album recorded by an actual pitbull than Pitbull.
Homercles
Helped a Mexican ex-gangster get a job today... and I STILL got an 'F' !?! ... Apparently that is not how you "Write an Essay"!
Cyberbilly
I have a strange feeling this year's "must have" Halloween costume will be a Level-4 biohazard suit.