WTF Statuses

I wonder if Charlie Brown can refer me to a good grief counselor.

I bet Liu Kang's mother probably hated him in utero.

If we were all a little more sensitive we'd be asking "How's Waldo?"

I’m always frank with my sexual partners. Don’t want them knowing my real name.

Jurassic Park was a cautionary tale about the dangers of underpaying IT workers

At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music

I don't want my wife getting massages. All that can happen is she learns that other people can touch her better than I do.