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#8797
Jackamus
I sent that "Ancestry " site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over
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#8798
Love is like Wi-Fi, you can’t see it, but you know when you’ve lost it.
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#8799
"Last man standing" is the winner in most contests, but the runner up in musical chairs.
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#8800
A toilet was stolen from the police station. The cops have nothing to go on.
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#8801
Three words to ruin a man's ego: "Is it in?" Three words to ruin a woman's ego: "I don't know."
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#8802
People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome.
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#8803
On the one hand I feel bad that Jeniffer Lawrence privacy was invaded, but on the other hand...well that hand is busy.
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