I have purchased thousands of bobby pins in my lifetime. I currently have about 2.
Just came to the realization that with their ridiculous fees, I'm tipping my ATM more than my bartender.
Timbob D.
I wonder how they sold physicians on the first prostate exams
Ever have a plan for the day, then 4pm rolls around and you've achieved literally nothing?
The word "Lovers" bums me out unless it's between the words "Meat" and "Pizza".
I just started a new exercise routine. Every day I do diddly-squats.
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you're a terrible person and had it coming.