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#8701
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Amigo
My internet goes out more than I do.
#8702
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Amigo
When I was little I didn’t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it’s obvious that my parents didn’t care either.
#8703
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Amigo
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
#8704
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Amigo
My bank statement is just a visual record of bad decisions
#8705
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Amigo
If you’re looking to work 2 hours a day, 3 days a week for about $1000 a week please contact me! We can look for it together.
#8706
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Amigo
Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE!” I’m happy to report that I succeeded…
#8707
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Amigo
My bucket list: 4 drumsticks, 2 thighs, 2 mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits. Extra crispy…
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