Cris
If I were a doctor, I would do volunteer work by standing outside of gas stations and writing prescriptions for antibiotics to people who walk out with sushi.
Amigo
I want the equivalent of an e-cigarette for alcohol so I can do it at work. Get on that scientists!
Saw these three things on a corner, in this order: Liquor store, gun store, bank. What couple possibly go wrong with that?
Amigo
It only becomes a mistake if you regret it.
Amigo
I’m glad they finally made waterproof phones. Pushing friends into the pool is funny.
Taking viagra for my sunburn. Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!
Amigo
Political views are like children. Some people don’t have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off