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#8627
This movie has "adult content"? So, they're gonna complain about back pains and setting up a 401k?
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#8628
Amigo
Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can’t make coffee.
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#8629
Amigo
I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout.
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#8630
Amigo
I know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many should I eat at night?
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#8631
Amigo
Instead of “single” as a marital status, it should read “independently owned and operated”
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#8632
Amigo
How do bats hang upside down without crapping on themselves?
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#8633
Amigo
If banks were as fiercely regulated as McDonalds breakfast cut off time, there’d be no problems.
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