Today France plays Germany... Their defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War 2 record...
K Psi
Typed in "Tim Howard" in Google, waiting for the search results. He blocked those too!
Amigo
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs… because they always take things literally
Amigo
Who is this Rorschach guy? … and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
Amigo
When my kid loses a tooth, I’m telling him the tooth fairy charges a $5 disposal fee.
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t just for throwing at people who stress you out?
If I ran my legs as much as I did my mouth, I'd be in fantastic shape.