WTF Statuses

If they just built prisons out of the stuff they package electronics in, no one could ever escape.

Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.

If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

* packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip * unpacks 3 months after coming home

I do my best proofreading after I hit send.

I think it’s funny when dogs hide under the bed when they’re scared. I’m like “you idiot, that’s the first place monsters go!

We only use leashes because dogs can’t hold hands