Amigo
The best occupation to work from home: Bartender.
I swear my girlfriend must be Russian. She keeps invading my side of the bed and claiming it as hers.
I don't know where the saying "working like a dog" got started but I'm looking at my dogs daily routine feeling pretty jealous myself.
Cyberbilly
Remember the good old days when LOL meant "Laugh out loud" and not "I can't think of a good reply"?
There's a difference between having a unique name and a common name that's spelled wrong.
Chair: Your hindquarters headquarters.
Anyone else wonder about how ridiculous Batman's car insurance must cost? Think he's got comprehensive coverage, or just liability?